If I absolutely must die - that is, if the much and usually annoyingly prophesized nano-revolution doesn't come through for me - I hope to have these and many other things, presented in no particular order, done:
- Kill a lion
- Learn to speak Chinese (so I can survive and get ahead in the People's Republic of Earth [PRE])
- Run at and up a wall and then execute a perfect backflip off of it
- Get into a real fist fight
- Be interned overnight in a local police station holding cell
- Try various novel methods of begging, recording the hilarious results for posterity
- Figure out what approximately the heck the LHC does and roughly how
- Write a book, any genre except self-help. On second thought, self-help's fine, why limit myself
- Graduate from university
- Pay last year's taxes (here's hoping the IRS doesn't ever connect this blog to me!)
- Own an island (natural or of my own manufacture)
- Run a business (where doesn't matter: around the block, into the ground, w/e)
- Beat my older brother at Age of Empires 2
- Beat my older brother at a 1v1 roller hockey match (with or without cheating)
- Found a secret society or club
- Hold a public office (...here's hoping the IRS doesn't ever connect this blog to me!)
- Hold a party (other than a birthday party)
- Hold another man's life in my hands and spare it mercifully
- Visit Europe (cliche much?)
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